Trust Fund Dreamer Gifts

"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

Snowing Money.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Do something for the environment.

I have a dream.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

The church of our lady of wall street.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

Business plan.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Breaking Through

Golden Eggs.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

Bank Checking Accounts. Yes, deposits are guaranteed, sir --- but withdrawals aren't.

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"Where'd you get that?"

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"