'I discovered my marriage was based solely on trust - the $450,000 trust fund my grandparents left me.'
Trust Fund Handler Gifts
Looking for a special gift for a trust fund handler with a creative streak? Our unique collection combines humor and style to bring a smile to those managing your family's wealth. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because, these thoughtfully designed products make a memorable and witty present for the savvy and stylish in the finance world.
The day the stock market went UP.
Cat and dog at a will reading.
'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'
'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'
Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.
Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.
'Forget what?'
'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'
"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."
'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'
"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."
'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'
"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."
'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'
"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"
'Honey, the long-run is here!'
'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''
'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'
'Last money market for 8 blocks'
'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'
'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'
Mismanagement Consultant.
'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'
Impressive fund manager.
"That 'basket' of foreign shares you recommended has performed so badly, I've had to sell the basket on Ebay."
The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.
'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'
Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.
Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'
'There is no evidence use of steroids by fund managers will improve profits.'
Acme Financial Management - Risking other people's money since 1927.
"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC
"Yes, I'm the fund manager. Greed is good!"
"The funds weren't a mutual as I thought."
Trust Fund Handler Gifts Collection
Trust Fund Handler Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and stylish mugs designed for trust fund handlers—perfect for office, home, or as a witty gift.
Trust Fund Handler Pillows
Check out our playful pillows for trust fund handlers—ideal for brightening up their personal space with humor and charm.
Trust Fund Handler Prints
Browse our exclusive prints for trust fund handlers to add a witty touch to their home or office decor with a smart and stylish statement.
Trust Fund Handler T-Shirts
Discover our range of fun and fashionable t-shirts for trust fund managers who love to show off their clever side with style.