Trust Fund Treasurer Gifts

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"When I made you VP of Royal Treasury, I expected you to approve my expense reports."

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

Days without bailing anyone out.

They Too

"She was my secretary before we got married, now she's the treasurer."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'

'Never mind the dramatics, Watkins. Just read the treasurer's report.'

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

Controversial Boxes

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

"You know how I promised to balance the budget no matter what?"