Treasurer Gifts

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'And now for the treasurer's report.'

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'

'Never mind the dramatics, Watkins. Just read the treasurer's report.'

"The treasurer's report will be delayed until the 6th race at Ascot."

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

"Bring me the head of my C. F. O.!"

'The love of money is the root of all evil? Is that the whole treasurer's report?'

Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my treasurer's report.

'. . . and, now a word from the company's former treasurer about our financial status.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"Sayyyyy... Do you know anything about budgets?"

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'I figured it out - if we hike taxes 2%, we can afford to fill the moat with beer!'

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"She was my secretary before we got married, now she's the treasurer."

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

"You know how I promised to balance the budget no matter what?"

"Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!"

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

"I understand he used to be in treasury management!"

"Being the rookie on the offering team. Bill was assigned to count the coins."

Peter Costello

'Don't worry about the economy. I am the entire economic system.'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Empty safe

'Sorry, I never give at the office - it makes me feel so insignificant.'

Flogged Horse: 'Come on!. . . You stupid mule of a thing...'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"When I made you VP of Royal Treasury, I expected you to approve my expense reports."