Vintage Treasurer Gifts

Garage Sales

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Dept. of the Treasury

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"When I made you VP of Royal Treasury, I expected you to approve my expense reports."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

Antique silver

"I'll take it."

"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."

Garage sale.

"She was my secretary before we got married, now she's the treasurer."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'

'Never mind the dramatics, Watkins. Just read the treasurer's report.'

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

"You know how I promised to balance the budget no matter what?"

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'