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Garage Sales

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Dept. of the Treasury

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I'll take it."

"When I made you VP of Royal Treasury, I expected you to approve my expense reports."

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

Antique silver

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."

The traveling Yard Sale.

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Garage sale.

"She was my secretary before we got married, now she's the treasurer."

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'

'Never mind the dramatics, Watkins. Just read the treasurer's report.'

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"You know how I promised to balance the budget no matter what?"

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'