Trash Treasurer T-Shirts

The last man in the world is recycling.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

Rubbish and Everest

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

Environmental Conscience

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

We're polishing our brand.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Bin Inspector

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

"Did you order takeout?"

"Help!"