Vintage Tee Collector T-Shirts

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"We never talk anymore."