Trust Fund Intellectual Mugs

"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Others will fight for you

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"It's not what you think."

Large cap funds

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

'I think he's getting serious about me! He's just told me the PIN number to his credit card.'

'Hi, I'm Linda, and this is my husband Jack. He's been having trouble keeping his penis to himself.'

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

How To Keep Promises

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Made Possible By A Grant...

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

Relate

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"They don't trust each other to share research."

'This is to strengthen mutual trust.'

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'