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Don Jr.

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Ukraine Crisis

Chinese stock market

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

The bailout.

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

Unconditional Surrender

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Euro fall...

Bank of Cyprus-sia

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

The euro currency is a bomb.

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

BNP legality response to court ruling.

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

Agency Moody's comments

Defunding the police vs defunding education

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"The election is underway!"

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

Today stocks fell gently like snow dropping on cedars...

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

New Dross, Same as the Old Dross

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'An important update..'

'The delegates from Italy and Greece couldn't afford another night in a hotel.'

'And if you're not confused yet, you will be when this bloke has finished.'

Invade This

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