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'No, old generals no longer fade away! We're in demmand as TV news commentators.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

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'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

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"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

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"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

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'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

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'OK, now you've seen it...'

'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'

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