Current Events Commentators Pillows

'Don't try to tell ME there isn't any immigration crisis!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Pretty Flowers

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Laughingstock

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Coronavirus Impact on Children

SAGE mentality

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

2020 Swiss barmy knife

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

A world divided by the war

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

Statue of Security

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

Boris in Lockdown

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

What Could Go Wrong?

Holding a gun to the WHO

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."