Current Events Commentators Pillows

'Don't try to tell ME there isn't any immigration crisis!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Laughingstock

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"America’s leaders since 1980"

SAGE mentality

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

Statue of Security

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

A world divided by the war

Boris in Lockdown

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

Worthless B*****ds

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.