Current Events Debaters Pillows

"How do you feel about the president designating us terrorists?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Changing Minds

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

Boris in Lockdown

Davos

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

'OK, now you've seen it...'

Covid-19 Leadership

'We can monitor e-mails and phone calls of everyone in this world but we can't touch Obamacare.'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

Pandemic Jeopardy

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

Hook them with a crisis.

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

Burning

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

D for Dom

Sanctions to the rescue

'Not that one - he's had his head blown off, so that's alright.'

Biden's stimulus plan.