Current Affairs Commentator Pillows

'What with the presidential elections, the war in Iraq and concerns about the economy, no one has noticed that I've quit smoking.'

'Apart from reform things, what do you do?'

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Gee, I dunno Mr. Berlusconi...'

'I'm hoping he'll move onto another subject...'

'It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...and that wraps up today's news...'

Golden Dawn

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

"It's OK as long as you can remember you've forgotten."

The Complain About the Election Channel

"What a narcissist! Trump wants to pardon himself! What about me?"

Trump's lies stab his truth in the back.

"How the hell are we supposed to know if the president is lying?"

Gun Control Trump NRA McConnell

Catalan sentence

Mask Mandate

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Middle East: Biden puts his foot down!

Benjamin Netanyahu Loses Power in Israel

Cost of living crisis: minister say people should 'take on more hours' at work or move to a 'better paid job' to protect themselves from cost of living surge.

Trump Stockpile

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

"Here's that interview with some soldiers in Iraq...they say we ignore the advances they've made and sensationalize the bad news." "That's ridiculous! Kill it!"

American Bombs

Russia Offers Ukrainian's a Humanitarian Corridor to Russia

"Of course Comey's a showboat and a grandstander. Why else would he be that tall?"

Fireworks

'Good afternoon, sir -- � I represent the Government, and....', 'Sorry -- I've got troubles of my own.'

"If we want to cut insurance fraud we have to bring in the experts..."

'Republican Values' and the President of the Unless

Two Liars