Current Events Commentator Pillows

Pandemic Jeopardy

"It's Mexico. They're ready to pay for the wall."

School of fake news.

'I see disinterest rates are up again.'

In the current climate...

'Your approval rating rises considerably when the public thinks you're dead.'

"Well the good news is that the government says that after just another 12 billion of cuts it might be possible maybe mean an end to austerity."

'And this is Editorial, where all the major decisions are made.'

It's Like the US Isn't Even Trying to Lie Convincingly About War Anymore

Trump's Flipflops on the Stormy Daniels Payout

Covid-19 Leadership

Precisely Inprecise

Evidence?

Good Things About the Iraq War

One Thing is Free

The Leader of the American Resistance

Obama II

Poor, Sad Christine O'Donnell

Everyone Has an Opinion about Covid

First They Came for Me and I Said Nothing

Russia Russia Russia Never Mind Russia

I'll Take That for Five Dollars

Back to Normal

News-Free Facts

Preparing for a Big Date without Abortion Rights

Finally, Straight Talk on Ukraine

Mission Accomplished in Afghanistan

Remember Our War Aims in Afghanistan? Me Neither.

Only in a Binary Society is it Impossible to Hate Both Trump and the FBI

Some People Have Experienced Career-Related Suicidal Thoughts

The Climate Change Debate Explained

New Term, New Excuses

"It's not enough to say republican any more. You have to be more specific."

Help Trump's Lawyer Navigate His Legal Defense

"White House says latest attacks prove Saddam has donkey carts of mass."