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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Truman Capote

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Crime in bookshop

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I couldn't finish that book either."

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"It was me who did it!"

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Diary of a DNA Cop

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Arrest of La Tuta

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

'Murder, eh? Nailed me for trespassing.'