True Crime Following Gifts

Guilty Dart Board

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Crime in bookshop

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"It was me who did it!"

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Arrest of La Tuta

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

Crime - Punishment