Trout Wrangler Gifts

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

New Guy.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

I hate these flying fish

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

The Specimen Hunter

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."