Tropical Skier Gifts

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I love my Uke.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Delivery."

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"Not again!"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Beach

"Beware of dog"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"