Tropical Skier Mugs

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I love my Uke.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

That's my summer place.

Customized Personal Retreats.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Tight Rope Ski Lift

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"Delivery."

"Not again!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Beach

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Beware of dog"

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"