Troll Lovers Gifts

Dead Sea Trolls

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

Tired Barbie

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Milkin' Impossible

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Date Night

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Janet Leigh

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'