Troll Lovers Mugs

Dead Sea Trolls

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Tired Barbie

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Milkin' Impossible

Date Night

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Janet Leigh

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'