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Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Dead Funny

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Early Piety

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Teddy and friends.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'