Troll Hobbyist Gifts

Last Exit Before Troll

"I was almost that last year."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Fishing for Birds

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

The Remote Olympics

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Llama training

You too can juggle.

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

Top Trolls

Friendly Troll.

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

Skeet Fishing.

Between tour-groups, Lance and the boys would while away their spare time by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.