Trojan Tamer Gifts

Celebrate the creative spirit with our Trojan Tamer collection, featuring playful designs inspired by myth and legend. Ideal for those who love storytelling, fantasy, or simply enjoy a bit of mythic mischief. These products add a touch of humor and imagination to everyday life, making them a thoughtful gift for artists, writers, and dreamers who appreciate a creative twist on legendary tales.

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'Well look, here come the hackers!' mockup

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

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'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again' mockup

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

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'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!' mockup

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

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"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??" mockup

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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Secretive Weigh In.

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To do before Saturday...

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"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!" mockup

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

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"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!" mockup

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

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'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?' mockup

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

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"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse." mockup

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

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"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?" mockup

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

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Need an elevated state of mind too! mockup

Need an elevated state of mind too!

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"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer." mockup

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

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"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!" mockup

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

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Out of patience

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'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?' mockup

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

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"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard." mockup

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

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Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press mockup

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

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"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up." mockup

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

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The Terrible Forty-Twos

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'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.' mockup

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

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"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

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Education Guidance

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"She does this when she's tired." mockup

"She does this when she's tired."

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Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible. mockup

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

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'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!' mockup

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

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How very Independent!

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"No screen time means more scream time."

"No screen time means more scream time." mockup

"No screen time means more scream time."

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"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month." mockup

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

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"So...what are you in for?"

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'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.' mockup

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

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"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!" mockup

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

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Trojan Tamer Gifts Collection

Trojan Tamer Mugs

Explore our Trojan Tamer mugs and bring a legendary twist to your morning routine—perfect for myth lovers and creative spirits alike.

Trojan Tamer Pillows

Snuggle into mythology with Trojan Tamer pillows—adding mythic humor and comfort to your living space.

Trojan Tamer Prints

Decorate your walls with Toryan Tamer prints—legendary humor and myth-inspired art to inspire your creative space.

Trojan Tamer T-Shirts

Discover Trojan Tamer t-shirts, designed for those who love myth and mischief—wear your creative spirit on your sleeve.