Trip To Egypt Gifts

Mummy Tourists

Souvenirs

"I think it was once a special village."

Carefree luggage.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Technological Dependence.

Greek A-Z Map,

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Have your people call my people."

Be open to help.

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Mass Travel

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'Bed & Bagel'