Egypt Extravaganza Gifts

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"An everything Martini, please."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'Camel'

'Where does this go?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Mummy Tourists

Souvenirs

I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

"Ramses II was here."

The Kink and I

"Yummy mummies."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Egyptian Dog House.

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"Will the gentleman want the saumon poché with or without his initials?"

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

"You don't look a day over 3030."