Egypt Extravaganza Gifts

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"An everything Martini, please."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pyramid catflap...

Sphinx Comes Alive

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'Camel'

'Where does this go?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Mummy Tourists

Souvenirs

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"Ramses II was here."

The Kink and I

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Egyptian Dog House.

'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'

"Yummy mummies."

"Will the gentleman want the saumon poché with or without his initials?"

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

"You don't look a day over 3030."