Trip To Egypt Mugs

Mummy Tourists

Souvenirs

"I think it was once a special village."

Carefree luggage.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Greece

Greek A-Z Map,

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"Have your people call my people."

Be open to help.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Mass Travel

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'