Safari Trip Mugs

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Final selfie

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Safari Park signs F1: DON'T FEED THE LIONS! F2: DON'T EAT THE HUMANS! two signs in a safari park catering for both Lions and Humans

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Giraffe Selfie

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Eat me"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Thug life on safari.

Giraffe Portrait

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Zoo animals.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Safari.