Trick-or-treat Extraordinaire Pillows

'Jeepers creepers Billy. Can you wait until Halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Trick or Tweet

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"Broom! Broom!"

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Trick or treat surprise.

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I'm your sun!"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.