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'Jeepers creepers Billy. Can you wait until Halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

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'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"Broom! Broom!"

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"I'm your sun!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Trick or treat surprise.

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.