Trial Lawyer Gifts

Searching for a gift that respects a trial lawyer's sharp wit and courtroom prowess? Our collection features cleverly designed items that combine professionalism with a touch of humor—perfect for celebrating their dedication and quick thinking.

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual." mockup

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, say hi to my client."

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, say hi to my client." mockup

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, say hi to my client."

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What barristers/attorneys are really thinking - "Beer."

What barristers/attorneys are really thinking - "Beer." mockup

What barristers/attorneys are really thinking - "Beer."

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'They're generic nametags. We're all from the 'Women Trial Lawyers' Association of Washtenaw County.'

'They're generic nametags. We're all from the 'Women Trial Lawyers' Association of Washtenaw County.' mockup

'They're generic nametags. We're all from the 'Women Trial Lawyers' Association of Washtenaw County.'

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Man on crutches leaving courtroom: 'I got off on the wrong foot when I said the forklift ran over my right foot.'

Man on crutches leaving courtroom: 'I got off on the wrong foot when I said the forklift ran over my right foot.' mockup

Man on crutches leaving courtroom: 'I got off on the wrong foot when I said the forklift ran over my right foot.'

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First we sue the guy who saved your life. We'll file a no-class-action suit.

First we sue the guy who saved your life. We'll file a no-class-action suit. mockup

First we sue the guy who saved your life. We'll file a no-class-action suit.

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Trail Lawyers For The Pretentious - "J'accuse!", "Mais Non!"

Trail Lawyers For The Pretentious - "J'accuse!", "Mais Non!" mockup

Trail Lawyers For The Pretentious - "J'accuse!", "Mais Non!"

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Lawyer to dog about ambulance: 'I'll race ya.'

Lawyer to dog about ambulance: 'I'll race ya.' mockup

Lawyer to dog about ambulance: 'I'll race ya.'

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Law Offices

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"How many crimes are you going to get me off and commit me back into those hell-hole streets out there!?"

"How many crimes are you going to get me off and commit me back into those hell-hole streets out there!?" mockup

"How many crimes are you going to get me off and commit me back into those hell-hole streets out there!?"

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'Your Honor, the jury is doing the wave again!'

'Your Honor, the jury is doing the wave again!' mockup

'Your Honor, the jury is doing the wave again!'

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"What do you mean 'you don't want to get involved'? You're my attorney!"

"What do you mean 'you don't want to get involved'? You're my attorney!" mockup

"What do you mean 'you don't want to get involved'? You're my attorney!"

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"I object, Your Honor! The witness is being coached."

"I object, Your Honor! The witness is being coached." mockup

"I object, Your Honor! The witness is being coached."

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Trial by Media

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"You're fired."

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Lynching on social media

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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?" mockup

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

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"Good boy."

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Opportunities in Coronatimes

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech." mockup

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?' mockup

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it! mockup

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

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"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits." mockup

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

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"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm." mockup

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....' mockup

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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Flags

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'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.' mockup

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

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Campaign for Plain English

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US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out. mockup

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

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Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk. mockup

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

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'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.' mockup

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

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Trial Lawyer Gifts Collection

Trial Lawyer Mugs

Explore our range of trial lawyer mugs and find the perfect humorous or professional design to brighten their mornings.

Trial Lawyer Pillows

Discover trial lawyer pillows that add humor and personality to their office or home decor, celebrating their legal career in style.

Trial Lawyer Prints

Check out our trial lawyer prints—ideal for decorating their office or home with clever legal humor and professional pride.

Trial Lawyer T-Shirts

Browse our selection of trial lawyer t-shirts that blend wit and professionalism—great for casual wear or courtroom style statements.