Trial Tacticians Gifts

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'Our plea will be innocent by reason of insanity.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

US and the EU

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

'What a control freak!'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."

"Whither NATO?"

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"Isn't it true, Mr. Sheppard, that you are, in fact, the 'party of the first part'?"

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."