Trendy Typer Gifts

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hoxton map.

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Can I get you another coffee?

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"What's trending?"

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Back To School Supplies.

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

Selfie Acrobat

'Hey, we're in style!'

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

How very Balham!

Cat selfie

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Mother Nature's Health Foods

New-Age junk diet.

"I plant the kale back there to keep hipsters out of the good stuff!"

"Nice sweater."

"You call it 'Wordle?' Do you think it will catch on?"

"Boss, here's an absentee note from my life coach. Yesterday he benched me."