Trendy Bug Gifts

The Millennialpede

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Hoxton map.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"What's trending?"

Can I get you another coffee?

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Back To School Supplies.

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

'Hey, we're in style!'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

How very Balham!

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

Mother Nature's Health Foods

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"I plant the kale back there to keep hipsters out of the good stuff!"

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

"You have the phrase book. Congratulate him on his small carbon footprint."

"Wordle again?"