Laughs At Trendy Gifts

'Hey, we're in style!'

Hair Crop Circle

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Merger at 28th and Lex

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Come at me, Bro!"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

Man with spanner through his nose.

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

"Nice sweater."

Ivanka's Latest

'Leave it to the French! These shower-caps are made out of wool!?'

Fears

Mane bun

Pirate Fashion: Evening Wear.