Laughs At Trendy Mugs

'Hey, we're in style!'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Hair Crop Circle

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Merger at 28th and Lex

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Come at me, Bro!"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."

Man with spanner through his nose.

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? 2016. Stop that! A year is just an arbitrary span of time, it's not a malevolent entity. Um … except for 1974. That was a puke-green and orange monster that forced normal people to dress like clowns. That demon keeps trying to make a comeback. Eternal vigilance. That is the price we pay. O ... K ...

Ivanka's Latest

"Nice sweater."

'Leave it to the French! These shower-caps are made out of wool!?'

Fears

'No.'

Pirate Fashion: Evening Wear.