Trendy Typer T-Shirts

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hoxton map.

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"What's trending?"

Can I get you another coffee?

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Back To School Supplies.

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

Selfie Acrobat

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'Hey, we're in style!'

How very Balham!

Cat selfie

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Mother Nature's Health Foods

New-Age junk diet.

"I plant the kale back there to keep hipsters out of the good stuff!"

"Nice sweater."

"Boss, here's an absentee note from my life coach. Yesterday he benched me."