Treadmill Joker Gifts

Working out

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Jogging Bottoms

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Bicycle Sidecar.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Olympic Torch Training

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"Still on your left."

Ants stealing from the picnic.