Travelling Educator Gifts

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Sloaney Pony.

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Desert Island Meals.

"First class, or with children?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Continuing education.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Airport Security.

Sparkling Water

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Paranormal A-Z...

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'