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"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Desert Island Meals.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Continuing education.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Paranormal A-Z...

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Sparkling Water

Airport Security.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'