Travellers Who Have Seen It All Gifts

'I can't help feel like airlines are cutting back these days...'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

The Decline of Europe

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Fleeing Kabul

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

EU

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'Stay away from pirates off the coast of Africa, fighting in the middle east, smog in China. . .'

Pisa Hut.