Travelers Picking Hotels T-Shirts

Laundering charges.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The Suite Hereafter

Mini Bar

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Bed & Bagel'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Seal blubber stew

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

'Oh, the amenity!'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

'What gave him this idea?'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

Graffiti on baseboard.

Room service.

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Sparrow Hilton

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.