Hotel Deal Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Would you like the £40 room or the £60 room? The £60 room has a free telly.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

Dealmobile.

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'I had a Groupon.'

Supermarket Special Offer! Two for the price of three!

"For goodness sake, wait till he's signed the McKimson deal!"

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'