Hotel Deal Enthusiast Pillows

'Would you like the £40 room or the £60 room? The £60 room has a free telly.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Sparrow Hilton

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Room service.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

Dealmobile.

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'I had a Groupon.'

Supermarket Special Offer! Two for the price of three!

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

Fair Trade Coffee. I'll give you this pen for a medium French roast.

"For goodness sake, wait till he's signed the McKimson deal!"