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"Check out my free white paper!"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Room service.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Sparrow Hilton

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Prove it.'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

"You should have been more specific when you booked a room with a sea view."

"Is that the corporate rate?"

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

'There aren't any towels in room 211.'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

Superheroes: 'Will work for Air Miles.'

"Will you be requiring a wake up call?"

"Well, not impressed with the maid service here. Look at that big dead fish."