Hotel Freebie Enthusiast Gifts

Hotel checkout.

Complementary Beverages

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Check out my free white paper!"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

'Prove it.'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

"Is that the corporate rate?"

"You should have been more specific when you booked a room with a sea view."

Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

'There aren't any towels in room 211.'

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Superheroes: 'Will work for Air Miles.'

Once again, someone has taken all the little soaps and shampoos.