Travel Satire Appreciator Gifts

Public footpath on a desert island.

Carefree luggage.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

Limerick Airport

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Holiday Luggage

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'Welcome to 'Business class'...'

Traffic Sign

"Well, they did say half-board."

'Well? How was the flight?'

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

Your Luggage

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Bus of Fools

At the airport.

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."