Travel Satire Appreciator Pillows

Public footpath on a desert island.

Carefree luggage.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Limerick Airport

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Holiday Luggage

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Welcome to 'Business class'...'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Traffic Sign

"Well, they did say half-board."

Your Luggage

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

'Well? How was the flight?'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

At the airport.

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

"We are sorry for the delay in announcing the delay of flight 601"