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'Having Ralphie around lets me travel light.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Hell: The Airport"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"He keeps touching me!"

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'What a bargain!'

'The first act of air rage'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"You overpacked again."