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'Having Ralphie around lets me travel light.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Ah...here they are!"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Hell: The Airport"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"He keeps touching me!"

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

'What a bargain!'

'The first act of air rage'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'